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  • me: wow she has a nice butt
  • me: i wish i had her butt
  • me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
  • me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
  • me:
  • everyone:
  • me: phew

When someone tells me to stop laughing:

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